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How to Feel Manly in a Minivan

How to Feel Manly in a Minivan The Desperate Dad's Survival Guide

by Craig Boreth in stores May 15 2007
Format:
Paperback (224 pages)
list Price:
$12.95
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
ISBN-13:
978-0312363123

Brief Summary

Veteran dad and author Craig Boreth sets out to smooth the path to paternity, showing desperate new dads: HOW TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU’RE READY, from abandoning your entire existence to preparing for the biggest challenge of all: being useless. HOW TO GET FIT FOR FATHERHOOD, since that pudgy butterball will smack you down faster than a jilted stripper and make you sicker than Tijuana tap water. HOW TO maintain the illusion of control, from remaining conscious during delivery to telling pushy parents where to stick their unsolicited advice. HOW TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN, from getting that #$@%&! song out of your head to appreciating your wife the MILF… and much more in this entertaining, life-saving, fully illustrated guidebook that no new dad should be without.

Author Info

Craig Boreth is a writer and daddy to a two-year-old. Before fatherhood he was a perfect husband and author of How to Iron YOur Own Damn Shirt. He lives in Santa Monica, California

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